
This makes you wet within minutes and not in a good way. No one remembers your name.Įvery morning, you shower and style your hair and step outside.

Like that Train muse who “checks out Mozart while she does Tae Bo,” except that Mozart deserves your undivided attention, and you don’t “check him out” any more than you “bump” Bach, Jose Calderon. Because you’ll never live through 30 five- to ten-minute videos without something to do with your hands. At least someone thinks you’re joking.Įvery morning, you shower and style your hair and listen to Cambridge ICE’s Bitesize Lecture Library. This makes your Auntie Sheila laugh and laugh and laugh. But if worse comes to worse, you can always ask someone to cough in your direction and guarantee you a safe, clean hospital bed, where no one will expect you to do anything but live or die. That is, if COVID-19 doesn’t kill us first. Once the world reopens and there’s no mask to justify leaving the house without your war paint: one swipe across your forehead, another down your nose, a thumbprint in the curve of your chin to complete the exclamation point, then two fierce streaks along your cheekbones, spread in ever-widening circles, like badly applied rouge, with fingertips that still feel like 3:00 a.m.īut the TV/film industry has only just reopened and early morning call times are still a few nightmares away. Everything except makeup, which you haven’t worn in months and dread the thought of ever wearing again.


Clean and well groomed the way you like it. Every morning, you shower and style your hair. SoCal in August can be quite comfortable if you like saunas.
